Coconut: Me and Santa? Yeah, we're tight.
Coconut: Since we're fist challenged, we can't do fist bumps, so we do nose bumps instead.
Coconut: Um, excuse me?
Coconut: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Coconut: Someone just bought a one way ticket to the naughty list.
Coconut: That's okay though. At least I know I'm sitting pretty.
Coconut: I'll just hang out here and wait for the presents to start rolling in.
Coconut: What the...? You know, Ma's pretty fond of her peppermint tree skirt. And how will Santa know where to put all my presents if there is no tree skirt because you ate it? You have a lot to learn about Christmas, kid.
No comments:
Post a Comment